| cl | | | | unquestionable? Not entirely. Grover Norquist and the |
| What do us right-minded conservatives and those | | | | other patriots down at the Americans for Tax Reform |
| Beaujolais-drinking, terrorist-appeasing, Yalta-forfeiting | | | | offices are hard at work doing away with the tyranny |
| liberals have in common? Weâre all going to | | | | of the IRS. However, not even the tag team efforts of |
| die sooner or later. Showing respect for the dead can | | | | Newt Gingrich and Leo Strauss could eliminate the |
| come in many forms, but Iâve figured out how | | | | natural act of bucket kicking. Faced with the |
| Iâm going to pay homage to my kith and kin. | | | | unavoidable specter of death, the question that all of |
| Iâm going to immortalize them by lifting my | | | | us must ask ourselves is how should we mourn the |
| Silverado. | | | | passing of our loved ones? Crying is unavoidable at |
| Ben Franklin, that crusty old crawdad of American | | | | first. Iâm not ashamed to admit that I bawled |
| Democracy, may have been bright, but does that | | | | an oil-drumâs worth of tears the day that the |
| mean that his maxim about death and taxes is | | | | Gipper left us for that big movie set in the sky. |