Whatever Happened to Simplicity?

Those of us who are in classic car clubs, regardless oflock? If a power window fails, you're looking at a repair
model or make, decide to become members for anythat will cost around $400. Maunal seats have given
given number of reasons. Perhaps we owned away to 8-way adjustable power seats. Is this really
particular car in our youth that brings back fondnecessary? Hand-operated levers work fine for a
memories of cruising the streets on Friday nights.fraction of the cost. While we're on the subject of
Maybe we remember going to Drive-in movies withseats, what's up with heated seats? My solution?
our date's head resting on our shoulder. Perhaps it wasWear a coat.Cruise control is a nice feature to have if
simply the sound of our particular car's engine, whichyou travel frequently on desolate stretches of
could range from anything to a soft purr or aInterstate somewhere such as the Dakotas or
horsepower-laden monsterous growl as we rolledMontana, but it's impractical in heavy traffic, which is
down the highway. Perhaps some of us are too youngincreasing as each day goes by. I can't count the
to have experienced the era in which these carsnumber of times I've had to hit the "cancel" button as I
roamed the earth, but we have nevertheless beengain rapidly on somebody in a Buick Lesabre who has
influenced by our elders and appreciate what oncebeen in bifocals since the Kennedy Administration
was. Whatever the reasons may be, there is nothinggoing fifty miles an hour. I can live without it.Perhaps the
quite like finding others who share these feelings andmost pretentious feature to ever come along in
enjoy the cameraderie and rewarding experiencestoday's cars is the Satellite Navigation System. If you
that are all part of being in such a group.My particularwant to save thousands of dollars, I have some
love is old Volkswagen Beetles. I have been asuggestions. A)If you feel the need to know what
member of the Chippewa Valley Volkswagen Club,direction you are going, go to Wal-Mart and buy a
based in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, for over three years.compass for six dollars. B) Look out your window and
We go on many cruises, other outings, and hold ournote the location of the sun. Unless you live on the
own show annually. During the original Beetle's lifespan,planet Venus, it rises in the east and sets in the west.
which ran from it's infancy in 1938 Nazi Germany upNow look at your watch. C) On cloudy days, try
until 2003, when the very last "Bug," as it was lovinglyreading highway signs. They will tell you whether you're
called, rolled off the assembly line in Puebla, Mexico,going east, west, north, or south.Come to think of it, this
over 21.5 million were produced. As a result, there areworks on sunny days as well. D) Go to a gas station
still thousands of them on roads today, and clubs suchor, more likely in this day and age, a food mart, and
as mine are dedicated to the preservation of thesebuy a map. This will cost about five dollars. If you're
unique cars. We also support other clubs throughoutlost, ask the attendant how to get back on track to
the states of Wisconsin and Minnesota.Thewherever you're going. Chances are that they'll steer
Volkswagen Beetle defined simplicity, something that isyou in the right direction. If he or she can't, find
quite lacking in today's cars, regardless of model.someone who can. Trust me. You don't need to rely
There is no question that certain items such as airbagson a satellite in orbit hundreds of miles above.No-frills
and side-impact crumple zones have acomplishedcars should still be available as an option for those
much in the way of saving lives,who share my sentiment. There are undoubtedly many
but let's go back forty years for a few moments.drivers who have become accustomed to the
Air-conditioning was considered a luxury in those days,above-mentioned features. In fact, there are people
and only select cars were equipped with it. Nearlywho couldn't imagine driving without them, but should
every car manufactured today has air-conditioning asthey ever question why cars of today cost ten times
standard equipment. In Wisconsin,I use it in my 1996as much as those of a few decades ago, I have put in
Volkswagen Golf maybe ten days out of the year.my two cent's worth. Or rather, twenty cents...Pat Sills
While someone in, say, Phoenix or Miami would beg tois an avid Volkswagen enthusiast and writes articles
differ, I pose the following question: Does somebody inand feature stories for his club's Newsletter. His first
Fairbanks, Alaska really need it?Power windows andnovel, REUNIONS, was published in March, 2005.
locks have also become the industry norm. Have weCheck it out at:
as a society evolved into such a lazy species that weor at: authorsden.
are incapable of rolling a window down or pushing in a